I'm still over here fangirling your talents! You are an incredible musician! You can serenade me anytime. Maybe you can sing to me the next time we get a storm here. I'll be the one curled up in the fetal position whimpering. I lived in the Midwest for a few years, and your storms are from hell itself! Gah, it was horrible! At least here we have the mountains to break up some of it, but we still get tornadoes. There is nowhere safe!

Don't care what you say, I'm still your fangirl. I'm gonna buy a T-shirt with your picture on it and wear it to your concerts and throw lingerie onstage and hold one of those big creepy signs with my telephone number on it. And I'll fight tooth and nail to get a meet and greet with you. :P I can't be your Internet fiancee. You can do much better than me!