I like Bill more than birds.

[melluransa]

As mentioned previously, I strongly dislike birds. That's why seeing these makes me like Bill that much more. Bill's plumage is totally better looking than theirs. Birds could preen all day, and they'd still never look as good as him. So that's why they copy his look. They aspire to look as good as him but they can't change the fact that they're birds. Detestable, annoying birds.