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There's this kind of candy in the U.S. by Nestle's Willy Wonka Candy Company. On the wrappers of the taffy are printed little jokes which are submitted by children. Most of them are not that funny (i.e. Why did the man take a hammer to bed? He wanted to hit the sack)

Some of them are really funny though! I haven't read any of these funny ones but here are some of the best! My favorite is:

Q: Where does the general put his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

There's a list of 12 here! They're clever. :)
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