2011-08-15 15:48
melluransa
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Part of the fun of listening to dubstep on youtube are some of the hilarious comments. It's like a contest to make the funniest comments; in that respect, they're like yo mama jokes. Here are my favorites.
dirtier than a nun doing powersquats in a cucumber field
If this song were a sandwich... It would be a great sandwich
ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ oʇ sıɥʇ pıp doɹp ssɐq ǝɥʇ
I thought my neighbors called the cops so they could listen too...
News just confirmed: The drop caused the london Riots
Cop1:Ready?
Cop2:Yea let me just load my customized clip
Cop1:Is that a Dildo?
Cop2:Yea that asshole over there is about to get fucked!
knock knock!!!
who's there!?
bob!!!
bob who!?
BOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOB!!
wob wob wob the wob train has fucking arrived
Newton's third law clearly states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. After this drop, I'm still waiting for the ground to hit my subwoofers back.
These beat drops are the 0.01% of germs that werent killed by anti- bacteria gell...so dirty
Q: Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?
A: He always drops the bass
Speakers [On] Off
Bass [On] Off
Pants On [Off]
Lol Jk
how much dub could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub?
#1. Listen this song.
#2. Download it.
#3. put the song on your handy.
#4. play it on your handy.
#5. wait for the drop.
#6. buy a new handy.
i like saying i love boobies before every drop :)
Police: So he just dropped dead?
Parents: Yes we found this paper with 0:34 written on it.
Police: I wonder what happens if i play this video on that number?
Police & Parents: AHHHH FUC............
i found this track in Optimums Prime's ipod
I like to have sex to this cause if my condom breaks at least I know my kid will be awesome.
dirtier than a nun doing powersquats in a cucumber field
If this song were a sandwich... It would be a great sandwich
ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ oʇ sıɥʇ pıp doɹp ssɐq ǝɥʇ
I thought my neighbors called the cops so they could listen too...
News just confirmed: The drop caused the london Riots
Cop1:Ready?
Cop2:Yea let me just load my customized clip
Cop1:Is that a Dildo?
Cop2:Yea that asshole over there is about to get fucked!
knock knock!!!
who's there!?
bob!!!
bob who!?
BOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOB!!
wob wob wob the wob train has fucking arrived
Newton's third law clearly states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. After this drop, I'm still waiting for the ground to hit my subwoofers back.
These beat drops are the 0.01% of germs that werent killed by anti- bacteria gell...so dirty
Q: Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?
A: He always drops the bass
Speakers [On] Off
Bass [On] Off
Pants On [Off]
Lol Jk
how much dub could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub?
#1. Listen this song.
#2. Download it.
#3. put the song on your handy.
#4. play it on your handy.
#5. wait for the drop.
#6. buy a new handy.
i like saying i love boobies before every drop :)
Police: So he just dropped dead?
Parents: Yes we found this paper with 0:34 written on it.
Police: I wonder what happens if i play this video on that number?
Police & Parents: AHHHH FUC............
i found this track in Optimums Prime's ipod
I like to have sex to this cause if my condom breaks at least I know my kid will be awesome.