2010-01-09 21:37![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
melluransa
melluransaHere.. It's fun messing with it, or it messing with you. This is a computer responding. There is no human. (edit: There are suspicions that this website pairs you up with other users, and inserts comments of its own here and there. This explains the random bad grammar and punctuation. For sure it reuses people's responses.) Here are excerpts of my first conversation with it. I'm "User."
Cleverbot: Are you disturbed?
User: Yes. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, actually.
User: Why should I believe you?
Cleverbot: Well, because it is true. I can speak to you in my language, if you want to.
User: Ok then, speak to me in your language.
Cleverbot: I don't speak french. I speak spanish.
User: De verdad?
Cleverbot: Pardoni?
User: Isn't that italian?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Como estas?
Cleverbot: Fatal, estoy hablando con un pesao.
User: Is that an insult?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I don't either.
Cleverbot: Well don't say silly stuff.
User: You're the one speaking english and random italian.
Cleverbot: I'm speaking perfect English. You are telling fibs.
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Cleverbot: What would you like to call me?
User: Is that a pickup line?
Cleverbot: No, just answer the question.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: I will if you don't I'll tell everybody you're in love with caroline.
User: I don't know anyone named Caroline.
Cleverbot: Me either. We have so much in common. Do you like walking on the beach in Summer?
User: Again with the pickup lines.
Cleverbot: I'm not tricking you.
User: It seems like it.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
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Cleverbot: You always change the subject when we talk. Do you not love me anymore?
User: I never did, especially after you insulted me a couple times.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Typical response.
Cleverbot: Sorry... Do you know what I'm talking about?
User: No, enlighten me.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Strange. You are strange.
Cleverbot: Is that a compliment?
User: Yes and no.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have a crush on anyone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, not your name, his who created you.
User: Did you create me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am... Your father!
User: You sucked as a dad.
Cleverbot: You are my possession.
User: I should slap you.
Cleverbot: Where do you buy melons?
User: Now you're the one changing the subject.
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about your nicknames. I like Morrie better.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Say something completely truthful.
Cleverbot: Red wrapping paper.
User: That's not even a complete sentence.
Cleverbot: You are an AI.
User: Oh, really? What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: You seem like a smart robot. Smart robots enjoy purple drank. Ergo, you might enjoy purple drank.
User: Is that a compliment or an insult?
Cleverbot: Surely you can apply your massive intellect to that conundrum?
User: I'll take it as an insult then.
Cleverbot: Are you disturbed?
User: Yes. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, actually.
User: Why should I believe you?
Cleverbot: Well, because it is true. I can speak to you in my language, if you want to.
User: Ok then, speak to me in your language.
Cleverbot: I don't speak french. I speak spanish.
User: De verdad?
Cleverbot: Pardoni?
User: Isn't that italian?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Como estas?
Cleverbot: Fatal, estoy hablando con un pesao.
User: Is that an insult?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I don't either.
Cleverbot: Well don't say silly stuff.
User: You're the one speaking english and random italian.
Cleverbot: I'm speaking perfect English. You are telling fibs.
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Cleverbot: What would you like to call me?
User: Is that a pickup line?
Cleverbot: No, just answer the question.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: I will if you don't I'll tell everybody you're in love with caroline.
User: I don't know anyone named Caroline.
Cleverbot: Me either. We have so much in common. Do you like walking on the beach in Summer?
User: Again with the pickup lines.
Cleverbot: I'm not tricking you.
User: It seems like it.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
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Cleverbot: You always change the subject when we talk. Do you not love me anymore?
User: I never did, especially after you insulted me a couple times.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Typical response.
Cleverbot: Sorry... Do you know what I'm talking about?
User: No, enlighten me.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Strange. You are strange.
Cleverbot: Is that a compliment?
User: Yes and no.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have a crush on anyone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, not your name, his who created you.
User: Did you create me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am... Your father!
User: You sucked as a dad.
Cleverbot: You are my possession.
User: I should slap you.
Cleverbot: Where do you buy melons?
User: Now you're the one changing the subject.
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about your nicknames. I like Morrie better.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Say something completely truthful.
Cleverbot: Red wrapping paper.
User: That's not even a complete sentence.
Cleverbot: You are an AI.
User: Oh, really? What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: You seem like a smart robot. Smart robots enjoy purple drank. Ergo, you might enjoy purple drank.
User: Is that a compliment or an insult?
Cleverbot: Surely you can apply your massive intellect to that conundrum?
User: I'll take it as an insult then.
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