2010-03-24
Bill wearing pants. We've got the memorable pants here, like the plaid ones from the Humanoid performance, the ones from MTV day in Greece with the "BK" belt buckle, the Automatic pants, the skull kneepad pants, the blue ones in Paris, the white ones with the zippers from the Bravo 2009 photoshoot, the Milan fashion show pants, and the white ones by Dior (?). Why the speedo thingy is thrown in there, I don't know. Those aren't pants.
You know what's a little sad? I can name every event from where those pics are from. On top of that, I can tell you that we're missing some very important pants.
Glaringly absent are these:
EMA 2009 pants (gradient white and gradient red ones)
Plus the two zippered black ones
Stripy ones
Black "zipper all the way up" ones
These leather looking ones
The ones he wore to "la chanson d'annee" or whatever, where the crotch was white with leather cords lacing it closed, and the legs were black. Those were almost provocative.
Red zipper jeans
Zipper madness ones from the 2007 EMAs
The cloud ones that were utter fail
The pants that looked like black trash bags
These ones with red stud button thingies
The ones where he wears two pairs of jeans at once, with the top pair ripped beyond repair
San Remo Dsquared2 pants
And the Diesel pants! He wore Diesel for so long, now he never wears them.
Plus these I had forgotten.
*sighs* So maybe I'm a bit interested in Bill's pants.
Tom also wears many kinds of pants. I don't pay attention as much, but he may have more variety in pants than Bill. He also claims to have more in his pants, but they are identical twins so... Lol, now I'm gonna be adding "in the pants" to the end of everything I say and hear.
You know what's a little sad? I can name every event from where those pics are from. On top of that, I can tell you that we're missing some very important pants.
Glaringly absent are these:
EMA 2009 pants (gradient white and gradient red ones)
Plus the two zippered black ones
Stripy ones
Black "zipper all the way up" ones
These leather looking ones
The ones he wore to "la chanson d'annee" or whatever, where the crotch was white with leather cords lacing it closed, and the legs were black. Those were almost provocative.
Red zipper jeans
Zipper madness ones from the 2007 EMAs
The cloud ones that were utter fail
The pants that looked like black trash bags
These ones with red stud button thingies
The ones where he wears two pairs of jeans at once, with the top pair ripped beyond repair
San Remo Dsquared2 pants
And the Diesel pants! He wore Diesel for so long, now he never wears them.
Plus these I had forgotten.
*sighs* So maybe I'm a bit interested in Bill's pants.
Tom also wears many kinds of pants. I don't pay attention as much, but he may have more variety in pants than Bill. He also claims to have more in his pants, but they are identical twins so... Lol, now I'm gonna be adding "in the pants" to the end of everything I say and hear.
Kei$ha or whatever her name is is really really annoying and talentless to me. Nevertheless, the Bill footage makes this ... song -- scratch that -- sad excuse for a song just barely tolerable. Barely.
Here is another one, wow. Yowza!
Here is another one, wow. Yowza!
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Perfect, look at him.

This one's nice too

His hair's becoming ridiculous. It's so long on top, and the way it's slicked back makes me think of My Little Pony's mane. He should cut or shave it down, it will still give him the height on top he seems to want. Or better yet, bring back the mohawk. That was awesome. I miss it. The last time we saw it was the GQ photoshoot or WBMW music video, I believe. :(
Come back, Billhawk! Komm zuruck!


This one's nice too

His hair's becoming ridiculous. It's so long on top, and the way it's slicked back makes me think of My Little Pony's mane. He should cut or shave it down, it will still give him the height on top he seems to want. Or better yet, bring back the mohawk. That was awesome. I miss it. The last time we saw it was the GQ photoshoot or WBMW music video, I believe. :(
Come back, Billhawk! Komm zuruck!