Rudolph float impaled through the head by a traffic light during a parade
"Rudolph, you don't have to put on that red light... Soar the skies for Santa, you don't care if it's wrong, or if it is right...
"Rudolph, you don't have to put on that red light... Soar the skies for Santa, you don't care if it's wrong, or if it is right...
Bill Kaulitz
The origin of the Tokio Hotel frontman’s surname is not completely clear. It might come from the name of a Slavic town, originally perhaps Kovalovica or Kovalici. These names contain the Slavic word koval (blacksmith), well known from the Polish surname Kowalski, one of the most common Polish family names. However, if the family comes from the former East Prussia, which I don’t know, it will be based on a Baltic name – the Lithuanian káulas (meaning bone, leg, stone, the stone in stone fruit) – with an added Slavic suffix -itz.
He was included in a article listing "prominent" German names... (heart swells with pride)
Now let's enjoy this .gif of our favorite German

The origin of the Tokio Hotel frontman’s surname is not completely clear. It might come from the name of a Slavic town, originally perhaps Kovalovica or Kovalici. These names contain the Slavic word koval (blacksmith), well known from the Polish surname Kowalski, one of the most common Polish family names. However, if the family comes from the former East Prussia, which I don’t know, it will be based on a Baltic name – the Lithuanian káulas (meaning bone, leg, stone, the stone in stone fruit) – with an added Slavic suffix -itz.
He was included in a article listing "prominent" German names... (heart swells with pride)
Now let's enjoy this .gif of our favorite German

Bill patting his...
Bill on viva 2009 walking to a sofa
Bill eating a frozen cookie
Bill sticking out his tongue
Bill club dancing in Africa
Bill on a four wheeler squealing about mud
Bill dancing to HC2H
Bill really sticking his tongue out
Bill and Tom in the Maldives
Bill and Tom tanning
Bill and Tom making a toast
Awww Bill and Tom hugging
Bill running to hug some lady from universal espana
Bill at the ....vmas? showing his tongue piercing
Bill chomping a gummy bear
Bill licking his teeth, like really slurping on them
Bill on viva 2009 walking to a sofa
Bill eating a frozen cookie
Bill sticking out his tongue
Bill club dancing in Africa
Bill on a four wheeler squealing about mud
Bill dancing to HC2H
Bill really sticking his tongue out
Bill and Tom in the Maldives
Bill and Tom tanning
Bill and Tom making a toast
Awww Bill and Tom hugging
Bill running to hug some lady from universal espana
Bill at the ....vmas? showing his tongue piercing
Bill chomping a gummy bear
Bill licking his teeth, like really slurping on them
Billenia17, one of my favorite Bill and Tom video makers, has her account on youtube suspended! Man! I have so many vids from her, tagged as hers. :( I hope she kept copies and uploads them to her second channel. Sigh.

Come back!
edit: she made a dailymotion account here.

Come back!
edit: she made a dailymotion account here.
Tom himself said this, this very video, explains why he isn't into long-term relationships. Yes, I'm loling but I'm also sad for him, cuz at his level of celebrity this is all he'll ever get. At the same time I love this video! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!
That's hilarious, click the picture.

I thought that gif might be from Noise, and I was right! Here is the full clip! Not only is that part funny, but the overall performance and stage is great to watch. And here is Human connect to human from that same site. Great performances! And in Madrid of all places, yay! Here too.
I thought that gif might be from Noise, and I was right! Here is the full clip! Not only is that part funny, but the overall performance and stage is great to watch. And here is Human connect to human from that same site. Great performances! And in Madrid of all places, yay! Here too.
Look at the freiheit-ness of it. Whoosh! And look at his mandible! You can see his thyroid prominence too! Lecker...
I can say he's taught me anatomy and physiology of the head and neck because he really has. One performance I was watching his neck, and the muscles of inspiration contracting and relaxing as he sang. "Oh look, his sternocleidomastoid is contracting. What a lovely sternocleidomastoid he has."
....
That's not creepy at all.
Here are some lovely gifs.
Tom's look that kills
Bill's look that kills
Tom's abdominal musculature
Bill getting hit by a flying bra
Bill dancing from behind (look at that hair bounce!)
More are here so yaydoodles!
Plus two good pics of Bill at the Arthur premiere and at the Echo awards. I really love his eyes. Their color. It's like caramel in sunshine with little flecks of gold. I never get tired of his eye color.










