Mir ist so langweilig

[melluransa]

This is charming in a funny way. I wonder if this is what Bill thinks about when he calls us Aliens. I hope we don't have to rip our clothes and dance with snakes. Btw. That poor snake must be like, "wtf." And then it just keeps going, and going and going.

"I am am the moon lady there is just one of me the other ones living here are just neut i don't even have a friend here to gossip about film and fashion there is no movie theater and no tv no rocknroll and no jazz i can't even go to the hairdresser all i can say is: Bonjour Tristesse... i am so bored, terribly bored i want some action so i will find myself a man i want some action so i will find myself a man on the earth launch...rons the man in the moon that's my father my house is crater run-of-the-mill behind the moon. i am so bored i am so bored there is nothing going on here not even a proper man for me I am so bored i am so bored" XD

Comments

[zeph317toho.livejournal.com]

O_o I don’t know what I just watched, but I could have told her those clothes were a poor choice for space travel and exploration! o_O

I liked the snake dance, it made me laugh. Her first reaction upon meeting Earthlings was good -- touch the nice man chest! It was all slightly traumatizing but amusing! You always find the most interesting things on YouTube!

[melluransa.livejournal.com]

When Bill visits my planet, he can avoid the problem altogether and just arrive naked and touch my chest. And we can play with his snake if he wants.

Amazing how that scenario right there set itself up. It was almost like I planned it to arrange itself that nicely. :3

[zeph317toho.livejournal.com]

*bows to your wit*

Perfect. Just perfect.

Can I at least be a backup dancer so I can see the alien!Bill? I don't have to watch him play with his snake, but I do wanna see him arrive naked. ;)

[melluransa.livejournal.com]

It couldn't have happened without you!

Sure you can! I think you already have an affinity for Alien Bills. He'd quite like you. Maybe he'd even hug you and cling to you.

[melluransa.livejournal.com]

CHECKEST THOU THINE EMAILS FORTHWITH ZEPHALANIA

[zeph317toho.livejournal.com]

It hath been checkeded! :D Listened and replied to, forsooth!

[melluransa.livejournal.com]

Much gratitude, fair maiden of yore! I wish thee the best of luck to thyself and thy master Queen Chloelina.

[zeph317toho.livejournal.com]

My master Queen Chloelina the Great doth bid thee and all thy hounds a good night. She hath eaten her breakfast/dinner and hath taken herself to her bed. We shall talk to thee on the morrow! xoxo

[melluransa.livejournal.com]

<3 xoxo I wish thee safe journeys to dreamland~

[steinsgrrl.livejournal.com]

LOL What on earth? How do you even find these things? xD

[melluransa.livejournal.com]

Yes, what on earth? And while we're at it, what are they on the moon, too? I find them on neat sites that gather neat things.

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Now that was.... o.O weird....

[melluransa.livejournal.com]

It was! If that's what the moon is like, I think I'd rather live here on Earth. The moon is "so boring!"