There is an ESL teacher and his/her Japanese student, and they do this project in which the student describes a random funny internet picture in a couple of sentences. Her captions are understated, brilliant, and hilarious.
This is an electronic muddler. When you put it in a cup of coffee, it stirs your coffee like it is swimming. It is funnier when you use a huge cup with it.

This is an electronic muddler. When you put it in a cup of coffee, it stirs your coffee like it is swimming. It is funnier when you use a huge cup with it.