Mellow Marshmallow

A lot. Her vid for "last friday night" reaches new levels in stupidity, ugliness, and sluttiness. I don't care what Katy says; don't act like whores, girls!

Here are my thoughts while watching the MV. In order.

WTF
this is ridiculous
whore
wtf
annoying
wtf
trying too hard
WTF
fucking scary outfit
product endorsement
OMG shut up
WTF I HATE SAXOPHONES
HATE THEM SO MUCH
eww puke
wtf is this, really, what is this??
annoying voice, really. shut up.
like mother, like daughter
exploitation
WTF did I just watch
what is society coming to
I hate her face
it's even got credits

Conclusion: I hate Katy Perry.

This Kampf der liebe is worth its own post. Bill climbs some stairs (intense) and Bill and Tom sing to each other, the lines "I run the streets, through the desert to you. Let's make a pact--I will fight for you and you for me forever." *melts*

15 photo fails here.