Mellow Marshmallow

As the title says, and it's read aloud by yours truly.

http://chirb.it/a7HGJI

Engelfrei
@Bill: enjoy every moment =) and .. when the time came that fate FINALLY we do meet us, know that at that time in addition to being free you will finally be happy! I too have always hoped that the meeting is going so ... different. Unexpected, magical! Three times I was in Paris and ALL the time and I try, all the time or I fought to go meet you, all the time something to stop me! It's very hard to say that the fate may well decide! WELL maybe we'll meet in a few days .. few weeks .. some months .. Or any year! It's horrible having to live without you! and it saddens me to know that lots of other people read it right now! Of course I want more than anything in the world, that moment arrives ASAP! But know that I should remain patient, I have been waiting five years, and I'll wait another five more if necessary! It hurts me to have to admit, but I THINK ... if you come home, your place in Germany, things might be easier for us. I live in Strasbourg, it will be easier for me ... do you understand? I hope at least. Two months ago that I send my messages, you plank I said I did not expect tonecessarily answer from you, but a reaction! a gesture on your part, a sign to tell me that you READ them! I do not know what to think you know? do you read me ... OR you do not care and do you have never seen my many posts. A convincing I must say. But I believe in you, in that I saw in you in all your words. I'll wait forever.

I had a very interesting drive home today.

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A lot. Her vid for "last friday night" reaches new levels in stupidity, ugliness, and sluttiness. I don't care what Katy says; don't act like whores, girls!

Here are my thoughts while watching the MV. In order.

WTF
this is ridiculous
whore
wtf
annoying
wtf
trying too hard
WTF
fucking scary outfit
product endorsement
OMG shut up
WTF I HATE SAXOPHONES
HATE THEM SO MUCH
eww puke
wtf is this, really, what is this??
annoying voice, really. shut up.
like mother, like daughter
exploitation
WTF did I just watch
what is society coming to
I hate her face
it's even got credits

Conclusion: I hate Katy Perry.

Only a internet savvy, meme-familiar Tokio Hotel fan can understand this particular language. I understood every word. -_-; I'm slightly ashamed. Taken from here.

hallo ich bin Towi Cowtits und ich liebe Jeska Elba so viel ich hab sexi hexi forehead ich lyke to herp derp mit orgasmic face humping mein geetar und ich hab sex mit gurls in ovah 25 cities zo much ich need a suitcase of condoms ;-)

ich just lyke big clotheses zat don't are lyke ma leetle bro Biu Cowtits meine zwillige who paint his face und vears size zero clotheses zat don't are ick lyke to call Hagen a duhrty hobbie he iz zo smelly und does beeg businez on zee toilet 24/7 if I was gurl fur one tag ich vant to b maiself 2 check maiself out und see how sexi hexi I are in dee showerr nekkid

ok zats all und p.s. ich bin supaman und ich bin beeyutiful anyweh ich kann do everything ich bin gott everybunny thx me zee whole tag ich bin zo gr3@t so viele ich liebe skittles

Weirdest damn dream I've ever had. At times it got graphic. The strangest part was when God and Satan were in a grocery store. This dream was hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

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Never seen anything like this.