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The Formula for Beauty: Found in Bill Kaulitz?



Mellu Ransa, Tokio Hotel Fake News
4-17-2012, Berlin, Germany

Scientists are currently researching an explanation as to the androgynous beauty of young Bill Kaulitz (19) of Germany. His exceeding good looks make the hearts of his hundreds of thousands of fans melt. Analysis of face structure ratios and eye color analysis (pictured) is being attempted, but is not expected to yield conclusive results.

"He's just got this quality about him," says Dr. Doctorman. "...in all my years as an aesthetic scientist specialist, I've never seen anything like Mr. Kaulitz before. It's difficult to define exactly what it is about his looks that make him so fascinating."

Studies with infants have been conducted, and the results were interesting: when presented with a picture of Kaulitz and a man (whose real identity will not be revealed for confidentiality reasons) named "Ludo," infants overwhelmingly preferred to gaze at the face of Kaulitz than Ludo. This same research design was conducted with a group of Kaulitz' fans, and results were identical.

"People literally cannot tear their eyes away from Kaulitz' glorious visage," continues Dr. Doctorman with an air of awe. "Data suggest that the golden proportions of Kaulitz' face are neurologically programmed and preferred from the moment the viewer first sees Mr. Kaulitz." Dr. Doctorman has tried to develop a formula for beauty from Kaulitz' face, but Kaulitz' face causes the computers to crash and reboot the moment they begin to analyze the data.

Computers are stumped, scientists are in awe, and fans continue to scream. There appears to be no reliable explanation for Kaulitz' intense beauty other than that he is just really beautiful.

And how does Mr. Kaulitz feel about all the attention? Smiling shyly, he divulges, "I am just a normal guy. I wake up and I look in the mirror. I don't say, 'What a good looking face.' I just have a normal relationship with the way I look. I just dress how I feel from one to another day." Bill's twin brother Tom (19) jibes, "Bill and me are twins, but it is obvious who has the better face. And I'm a little better downstairs if you know what I mean. That is what the research should be about."
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melluransa: (amtoria cute)
Our brains are wired to recognize faces. Even babies a couple of days old will respond to a simple smiley face drawn on a piece of paper. If there's no smile, and just two dots for eyes, they don't respond. It's easy to see faces everywhere! I do it all the time. My brother did too, when he was younger. He would see faces in his room when he went to bed and he had nightmares. :( But he wouldn't have nightmares about these cute faces.

melluransa: (Default)
I watched this and saw a little 5-year old girl making faces and watching herself in some monitor. This is what we all do when we try the mac photobooth application for the first time. Screw the issues and psychology, this is normal 5-year old being cute and silly - at least in this particular clip. She doesn't answer the questions because what 5-year old answers questions like that? And she doesn't pay attention because what 5-year old pays attention? She's so cute! She still would be, even without the makeup.

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melluransa: (bill schrei-ing)
I love everything about Bill Kaulitz' face. It's symmetrical. It's tastefully enhanced with makeup. Angled perfectly. Everything has gorgeous shape; his eyes, nose, lips, cheekbones. He's proportioned perfectly with features that all match each other evenly. His skin tone is consistent. His eyebrows are slanted like I like. Nothing leans off kilter. His jawline is strong, but not too strong. His face even has character with a little mole beneath his lip. All in all, he has a perfect and unique face (even unique from his twin brother) that makes a strong statement without being too much to handle. Even his ugliest faces are gorgeous, like when he's squinting, annoyed, disgusted, and singing (he makes the most bizarre faces when singing).

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Another gorgeous, heavenly pic )
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melluransa: (Bill no words wtf . . .)
There are a few people whose faces just don't agree with me. I just don't like their faces. A few of them inspire revulsion in me. Here they all are in one place... yay... I swallow down my vomit as I analyze why I hate these faces so much.

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