Mellow Marshmallow

This was a cool thing to read when I try to imagine what it's like for the Kaulitz twins living in the United States. This covers a lot, from the media, politics, religion, society, culture, money, attitudes, technology, age, sex and gender roles, jobs, socioeconomic status, and all the things we live every single day but aren't aware of.

I was impressed by how much training it takes in Germany to become a schoolteacher. I was surprised to hear of the racism there, though; I thought the United States was bad. There is more jelly in American jelly donuts, but here, waiters and waitresses are annoying. There is more environmentalism in Germany, but no "give a penny, take a penny" cups at the store.

It's really interesting! Click here to read.

This is charming in a funny way. I wonder if this is what Bill thinks about when he calls us Aliens. I hope we don't have to rip our clothes and dance with snakes. Btw. That poor snake must be like, "wtf." And then it just keeps going, and going and going.



"I am am the moon lady there is just one of me the other ones living here are just neut i don't even have a friend here to gossip about film and fashion there is no movie theater and no tv no rocknroll and no jazz i can't even go to the hairdresser all i can say is: Bonjour Tristesse... i am so bored, terribly bored i want some action so i will find myself a man i want some action so i will find myself a man on the earth launch...rons the man in the moon that's my father my house is crater run-of-the-mill behind the moon. i am so bored i am so bored there is nothing going on here not even a proper man for me I am so bored i am so bored" XD

*_* Wow it's so beautiful and expressive! So much character! My own town is so plain in comparison.

Only a internet savvy, meme-familiar Tokio Hotel fan can understand this particular language. I understood every word. -_-; I'm slightly ashamed. Taken from here.

hallo ich bin Towi Cowtits und ich liebe Jeska Elba so viel ich hab sexi hexi forehead ich lyke to herp derp mit orgasmic face humping mein geetar und ich hab sex mit gurls in ovah 25 cities zo much ich need a suitcase of condoms ;-)

ich just lyke big clotheses zat don't are lyke ma leetle bro Biu Cowtits meine zwillige who paint his face und vears size zero clotheses zat don't are ick lyke to call Hagen a duhrty hobbie he iz zo smelly und does beeg businez on zee toilet 24/7 if I was gurl fur one tag ich vant to b maiself 2 check maiself out und see how sexi hexi I are in dee showerr nekkid

ok zats all und p.s. ich bin supaman und ich bin beeyutiful anyweh ich kann do everything ich bin gott everybunny thx me zee whole tag ich bin zo gr3@t so viele ich liebe skittles

All this I already knew ;-)

Breathlessly, the little boy with the Little-Vampire-hairstyle and black eyeliner around his eyes, sang the Weather Girls song "It's raining men" and was fidgeting frenziedly with his arms. Afterwards he had to listen to amusements about his flamboyant outfit. He was doing it politely and charming and turned towards the jury with a gorgeous smile.

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Ay, no hay palabras que expresar todo el amor que tengo para ellos!!! Espero que pudiera vistarlos en vivo.

Man, Bill talks fast.



Translation ( here )